Wednesday, June 30, 2010

You Know You Still Love Me

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Nearly 10 years have passed since high school, and it's now time for a little something we here in the Upper East Side call a reunion. It goes without saying that ours will surely be the glammest, glitziest, bestest reunion ever. After all, what else can you expect from a collaboration between B and S?


Surprised? So am I. It seems our two favorite princesses have made it into the new decade BFFs, complete with intriguing mysteries, hot cat fights, and super hot guys. Though the question remains, of course- where is N?!


Last seen being dumped by both B and S, our darling N remains AWOL. What better way to announce his return than at the reunion?


Ah, reunions. That little envelope in which comes an invitation, a silent vow to lose 5 pounds, make an effort, or like the best of us, just bring our still fabulous selves with a date in tow.


Now, don't lie- who still isn't psyched for our reunion? For those who haven't received an invite, it should be pretty obvious by now that you won't. For those who have, it's time to introduce our new life to Barney's. And of course, everyone's invited to the after party, hosted by yours truly. Gifts? Just bring a scandalous dish and you'll find yourself the belle of the ball.


You know you still love me.


xoxo,



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