Friday, August 13, 2010

Pre-Party

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.



Here on the Upper East Side, only the most seasoned of hostesses know that your party is only as succesful as both its pre- and post-party. Yes, darlings, you heard right: pre-party.


While a fair share of hit parties are known to host post-parties,  here in the Big Apple, just one publicity stunt simply won't do. Everyone knows a pre-party is mandatory for a successful party, and that includes our darlings B  and S. It's been nearly a month now since the invitations made their debut, and word on the street is that the big disaster - oops, I meant reunion is looming in the near future. Of course, for those privileged few - yours truly, as well - we know without a doubt when it is and where.


So, when? Where?


Wouldn't you like to know.


The one thing I can tell you - there's a pre-party, of course. Of course. And S, being S, has decided to open it to the masses. Yes, my pretties, you heard right. You're invited, though indirectly, to what will surely be the biggest pre-party in the history of pre-parties.


Here's what our darling princess S wrote to me this morning :


Hey GG.


So, as we all know, the reunion's coming up soon. And with B in charge, there's not a shadow of a doubt that a pre-party is on the calendar. This time though, we're throwing in a twist- it's open to the public.


So, class of 2000 or not, you're all invited to the party!


See you there!


See you there, indeed, S.


Now, who's going to join me as I take a little road trip to Frederic Fekkai? A detour to the three Bs and the Red Door is guaranteed.


You know you love me.




xoxo,

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

You Know You Still Love Me

Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.



Nearly 10 years have passed since high school, and it's now time for a little something we here in the Upper East Side call a reunion. It goes without saying that ours will surely be the glammest, glitziest, bestest reunion ever. After all, what else can you expect from a collaboration between B and S?


Surprised? So am I. It seems our two favorite princesses have made it into the new decade BFFs, complete with intriguing mysteries, hot cat fights, and super hot guys. Though the question remains, of course- where is N?!


Last seen being dumped by both B and S, our darling N remains AWOL. What better way to announce his return than at the reunion?


Ah, reunions. That little envelope in which comes an invitation, a silent vow to lose 5 pounds, make an effort, or like the best of us, just bring our still fabulous selves with a date in tow.


Now, don't lie- who still isn't psyched for our reunion? For those who haven't received an invite, it should be pretty obvious by now that you won't. For those who have, it's time to introduce our new life to Barney's. And of course, everyone's invited to the after party, hosted by yours truly. Gifts? Just bring a scandalous dish and you'll find yourself the belle of the ball.


You know you still love me.


xoxo,